My Pets

Trick title! I don't have any pets.
Instead, I' going to be giving some of my things names.

Piano Accordian - Ancient Alan ; a old man who rarely is spoken to, though he is still a nice chap!
Piano -  Alan the second ; Ancient Alans grandson. He's a common man who is very efficent.
Keyboard - Alan the finale ; Tired young couch potato who only sings when outside for money. (Greedy!)
Soprano Ukulele Red - TimTim ; Squeaky voice, kind of annoying... :/ don't tell him I said that!!
Soprano Ukulele Blue - TomTom ; Brother of TimTim, was a bit sadder.
Concert Ukulele - TamTam ; TimTim & TomTom's second cousin, a little bigger, but can sing some good notes! My best pal.
Waterbottle - Suburban white mum ; She would like to see the manager! Listens to 2000's music and does not vaccinate her kids.
Goat poster - Julio Von Spit ; He gets a little annoying at night, as he always falls over. But he's very kind and listens to me when I need to talk.
Hamster holding a jammy dodger cushion - Pearl ; Cutest Cutie Pie Ever And I Want To Hug Her Forever. Enough said?
Doe cushion - Maria ; Big Softie :(
Art Aisle - Woody ; Likes to sing "You've got a friend in me" while I try to be creative. Entertaining and distracting.
My Phone - Amadelle ; Very social... maybe too much?

Am I insane? Yeah.